Features

• Machine wash and dry
• Babydoll fit is VERY petite. See Measurement Chart.

Description

eBook filled with nearly 200 hilarious Jokes. This newly released eBook contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split into four different catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and Blonde Jokes.These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this book, each joke has been hand picked for this book, you wont find any bad jokes here!Look below for some of the samples!***************************************** ONE LINERS A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.**********LONGER JOKES Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.**********BLONDE JOKES (apologies to any blondes reading!)A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"She says, "No, I'm really a blonde"."I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."**********RUDE JOKES(not for children!)Did you hear about the gay magician? He vanished with a poof.***************************************** They are just five of the 182 jokes you will recieve.These are great jokes to use on your friends down the pub, or impress your parents with over dinner!Dont hesitate to buy, 100% laughter GUARANTEED!

Description

Sarcastic Ball We've all seen those 4" dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples.

Features

• Sarcastic Ball We've all seen those 4" dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples.
• With twenty different responses such as Yeah, Right and In Your Dreams,the Sarcastic Ball will give you all the snarky cynicism you can handle.

Description

The Old Whiney Sippie Glass is an 8-ounce acrylic wine glass with a special sippie lid. It comes packaged in an acrylic box with a humorous gift tag attached. Makes a great gift for ageing wine drinkers!

Features

• 8-ounce acrylic wine glass
• Removable Sippie Lid
• Acrylic gift box
• Humorous gift tag included

Features

• 100% Cotton

Description

Dead Mouse DoorstopWhat a Gentlevermin ! This cute little door-mouse is as dead as a doornail. He was squashed so you can enter and exit a room with ease. A humorous way to prop open any door !One mouse doorstop-Black Measures 4" L Made of durable plastic material

Features

• One mouse doorstop-Black
• Measures 4" L
• Made of durable plastic material

Description

What's silver-y, tinsel-y, garland-y, and an elf's best friend? Why our new Tinsel Tape from Atypyk Paris. It's 75 feet long, 1 7/8" wide, super clear, super sticky, and equipped with a handy reusable dispenser. So...ready, set, tape!Please be advised that the cutter is sharp and is not suited for children under the age of 12.

Features

• Packing tape made to resemble Tinsel!
• Fun for holiday gift-wrapping!
• 75 ft long
• 1 7/8 inch wide
• Manufactured by Fred

Description

The gator hat is made of velveteen and offers a unique fun hat for parties, zoos, or as a school or team mascot.

Features

• Velveteen gator hat with teeth
• Fun novelty hat, one size fits most adults and children
• Great for team sports and birthday parties
• Stretchy band for comfort and fit

Description

What's silver-y, tinsel-y, garland-y, and an elf's best friend? Why our new Tinsel Tape from Atypyk Paris. It's 75 feet long, 1 7/8" wide, super clear, super sticky, and equipped with a handy reusable dispenser. So...ready, set, tape!Please be advised that the cutter is sharp and is not suited for children under the age of 12.

Features

• Packing tape made to resemble Tinsel!
• Fun for holiday gift-wrapping!
• 75 ft long
• 1 7/8 inch wide
• Manufactured by Fred

Description

Help her make a withdrawal in this Sperm Bank Costume! This Item Includes Wearable Foam Tunic.

Features

• Costume Alibi Reference Number 888277
• Pants, shirt and shoes sold separately.
• Size: Adult One Size (50 inch chest)
• Material: 100% Polyester