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This is a birthday speech sample that can be used for a birthday of 18 or 21. You can easily change if it is someone other than the parent who is providing the celebrant.

This speech sample is about 5 minutes long, which is the perfect length for a birthday speech. Any more than five minutes thing most likely led to his listeners.

One should also note that the speech is gay but he is not trying being a stand up comedian. Inexperienced speakers try too hard to be funny. The result is offensive or inappropriate comments.

If you are trying to cram a little fun in the celebrant soft focus on defects such as being a compulsive buyer or be a crazy sport. In other words, choose a feature that is common and not perceived as a major shortcoming.

Here's your free birthday speech!
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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight, the (list year) 21 birthday of (name of the person's birthday).

I've been waiting for this day since the moment my daughter was born. With each passing birthday, a couple of things come to mind. First, it makes me feel old to see (name of the birthday person) that grow so quickly. However, I quickly consoled by the fact that with each day that passes is one less day to get my Payroll! I really do not know what to do with the money saved by not being a part of (name of the person's birthday) wild drinking habits. My accountant says there may even save enough money to buy a small island!

In his (note the year) 21st birthday, I always operating agreement (name of the person's birthday) in my hands like a baby, having taken his first step and his first words. I knew he would not murmur of 2.5 billion words in the course of the next number (of years). I remember coming home terrified after their first day of school. I also have fond memories of her first party graduation graduation from high (college / university). Today feels like a natural progression.

Have you changed in the past (enter years) Twenty years? Yes and no. She has always been a girl with a tender heart, beauty, and intelligence rampant.

I remember (name of the person's birthday) to bring home a (telling the story about the heart of London) wounded dove and that was my first glimpse of her warm and tender heart. This was the first of many stray animals that (name of the person's birthday) brought home and I'm not including her boyfriend (name)!

Now that (name of birthday person) has joined the ranks of us adults, I guess it is my duty to leave you with some wisdom.

I know you're going to the party after with your friends. Always remember this - Make sure that the pleasures of youth do not bring you pain in the elderly.

Ladies and gentlemen, to rise and join me to propose a toast to (name of the person's birthday).

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